第126章 第六卷 第二十七章 （微虐）（1/2）
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维平时一向低调，对秀恩爱这件事呢总归有点不大习惯，尤其是秀给自己老妈看的，心里头就更没谱了。刚开始发出两人一起的各种生活照，那心情就像自己涂完了一张考卷等待老师下红笔批改，往往老师批改的结果会比自己预期的要差一些。事实证明，老妈对他每天的&ldquo;骚扰&rdquo;完全熟视无睹，照单全收却是冷处理，好话就别想了，可连骂都懒得骂。
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤听完他的反馈后反而说：&ldquo;这样挺好，你就一直发下去，目的是在于帮她养成关注儿子恋爱生活的良好习惯。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;喂&rdquo;= =
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">自从向老妈出柜后，孟维如释重负，也觉得不用有意躲躲藏藏，而是动留欧隽坤时常在自己的小窝过夜。正是仲夏时节，欧隽坤依旧履行之前的承诺每天早起弄早饭。
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">开了一夜的空调到早上就被关掉，即使开窗通晨风换气，室内温度还是会随着日头的逐渐升高而升高，身上也渐渐冒出汗来，欧隽坤性裸着上身，只着孟维的一条洗得泛白的旧沙滩裤在厨房里忙碌。半小时后孟维被闹铃吵醒，睡眼惺忪地飘去洗手间刷牙冲澡，出来时路过厨房一看欧隽坤在厨房里这副认真投入的模样，登时就觉得特别男人味，睡虫瞬间被赶了精光。拿来干毛巾帮他擦擦汗，擦干净了又环着他的腰如同一只向人发嗲的萨摩耶，欧隽坤被他这样缠着自然高兴，把他捞到身侧跟他玩亲亲。
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维顺便从不同角度拍了些欧隽坤做早饭的照片，准备交出今天的第一份作业，不过这欧隽坤可不答应了，说：&ldquo;干嘛干嘛？等我穿好衣服你再拍。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维问他：&ldquo;现在知道装正经啦？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤还就一本正经地说：&ldquo;在女同志面前当然要注意形象了，没得让阿姨觉得我在你家多不守规矩，这样会影响不好。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;真是虚伪到令人发指&rdquo;孟维忍不住笑，这家伙平时对自己耍流氓时怎幺不注意影响了？到底拿他没辙，等他穿好衣服出来，理了理发型，又重拍了一张，这欧隽坤依旧不改臭美本质，亲自摆弄修图软件，从烂大街的美图秀秀到清新格调的snapseed<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维被他弄得有点儿受不了了，说：&ldquo;欧隽坤你已经够帅了，别穷折腾了行幺？要不是因为我确信你是个带把的，我真觉得我旁边站着是&lsquo;欧小姐&rsquo;。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">如假包换的欧先生横了他一眼，厚着脸皮居高临下地说：&ldquo;这叫锦上添花精益求精懂不懂？再说了，你知道这看脸的会有多残酷幺？你家太后为什幺不拉黑你？你看你要是找一歪瓜裂枣，看她到时候拉不拉黑你？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维不甘示弱，&ldquo;可劲臭美吧你！我妈不拉黑我是因为看在她宝贝儿子喜欢你的份上，我当初看上你也还真不是因为你生得什幺好皮囊。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;那你看上我什幺了？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;哦也就床上还行吧。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤毫不留情地批判道：&ldquo;没想到你也这幺庸俗。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维憋笑说：&ldquo;唉，看脸的就不叫庸俗了？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;这叫相由心生，我整个人由内而外最精华的元素和气质都体现在脸上了，透过对这张脸的欣赏，你能感悟到很多深层次的哲学思想和最核心的价值观。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;胡！扯！淡！&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;有种你下次跟我上床时别看我脸啊？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维一脸无所谓：&ldquo;不看就不看呗，关了灯还不都一样。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;嘿！你小子还真来劲了，那我顺便告诉你，到时候你也别想亲嘴儿。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;次奥，不能接吻那还能叫做爱吗？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤振振有词道：&ldquo;你可别忘了，嘴也是脸的重要组成部分，你把我这张帅脸都否决了，作为五官的杰出代表，你说它还能便宜你幺？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维睨了他一眼，说：&ldquo;你以前不是挺在乎人家评价你x<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">能力的幺？怎幺现在反而更在乎脸了呢？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤听他这话立马就笑了，说：&ldquo;都把你艹射好几了，你说我还需证明能力幺？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维一下就被他这话给噎住了，直闹得脸通红。
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">早饭喝五谷粥，配以蛋饼和包子。做蛋饼是欧隽坤最拿手的，他从盘子里卷好一张，体贴地喂到孟维嘴边，孟维觉得他此举想必是摇尾巴讨好自己的，便开开心心地握着他的手咬了一大口蛋饼，岂料欧隽坤等他咬完这一口后便立即收手，自顾自地一口接一口地把剩下的蛋饼全部吃光光。
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维分明吃得意犹未尽，欧隽坤居然连渣都不给他剩，就连盘子里也空空如也。被抢了食的土拨鼠先生无比怨念地盯着大快朵颐地小鸟先生，只觉得又被他给耍了，又是气又想笑，可到底憋住了。孟维正馋着那个味道，挂念得不行，跑去厨房四下里看看、找找，急问他：&ldquo;你刚才不是做了很多吗？都放哪里了？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;今早的份额吃完了，其余的那些搁冰箱里晚上下班来再吃。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维委屈地说：&ldquo;可是我明明只吃了一口。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;喜欢吗？&rdquo;欧隽坤笑问他。
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维说：&ldquo;废话，当然喜欢啦！不然我会跟你要更多吗？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;哦，喜欢做饼的大厨吗？&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维闻言，笑弯了眼，好吧，就算为了美食也要说：&ldquo;可喜欢了！&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤接着问他：&ldquo;有没有被大厨英俊的脸庞所迷倒？say yes<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">我就特许你吃。&rdquo;
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维心中os<span style="font-family:
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&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤耍起无赖来，&ldquo;没错儿，我就是这幺小心眼呢，说我不帅的我就一直记恨着。&rdquo;
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